An Enigmatic Charismatic Man
Have you ever wanted to embody the persona of an enigmatic leader with a pep in his step? Well, now you can!
For a limited time only, we are offering Mr. Charisma with every bottle of A314 Dark Water.
Mr. Charisma is one of the founders favorite formulas, and we thought it might be one of your favorites as well!
And, to get this intrigue-inducing formula into your hands, we bundled it with one of our bestselling products ever. You'll walk away with a field kit of effects that will truly have you rocking the world in the most stirringly charismatic way.
You can read more about both experiences ahead.
About A314 Dark Water:
Dark Water is a rare, limited elite edition of A314 for connoisseurs made with all natural components.
400 bottles have been made, of which approximately 348 remain at the time of this writing. (late-August 2018)
Dark Water has been several years in the making. The formula has literally been curing for a little over 3 years now, as natural products tend to work better when given time to meld together. Think fine wine and spirits. The concept is very similar.
This contains some of the world's finest oils including Oudh. This gives the formula a dark richness.
This richness floats along an ample amount of sea derived musks, including ever rare whale ambergris. The overall scent ends up being darker and more incense like than it smells obviously oceanic, but you can palpably feel the whale musks. They’re designed to travel a great distance — and boy, do they.
Only the very finest for the most discerning clients. Not enough scent to be overwhelming, but a hint of something truly exquisite and rare. Something truly beautiful. Nature's own scentsual art.
Functionally, these fine oils give A314 more range than usual. Your power and presence will be projected and noticed across the room. Perfect for speakers and thought leaders.
The social effects are more rounded. Almost more natural feeling. Nature's best oils almost bring another layer of pheromone type effects on their own. Something analog. Something warm and very much real.
Traditionally, people who’ve worn the A314 special editions end up taking several quick sniffs of the formula throughout the day. It’s a secret pleasure that tends to increase their self of self, enhance their masculinity, and embolden their forwardness.
This Elite Special Edition contain exactly 4x as many natural oils as one of our previous favorite special editions, which was called A314 Royale.
We've recently been offered $500 for bottles of Royale. Well... we don't have any more Royale to give, but we can give you this new masterpiece for even less.
We're now releasing 30 bottles of Dark Water per month, which means Dark Water will be on offer for exactly 1 year before it is all gone.
In lieu of requests we’ve received recently, the last few bottles like likely go for more than is being asked for today.
If you’re an A314 fan, reserve yours today. We know you’ll love it!
About Mr. Charisma:
Mr. Charisma is based on one of our founder’s favorite test mixes, which itself was based on pheromone P90. He loved to alternate this with A314.
We were heartbroken when the chemist that synthesized P90 died. A master chemist that arranges work with other chemists for us told us we’d likely never see P90 again due to the complexity of the synthesis. For rare organic chemicals, sometimes the best synthesis route dies with the chemist. Much art and science is lost with each passing. That’s simply a sad fact of the chemistry world.
Well, here we are, a full decade later, and a junior chemist has figured out how to synthesize P90. Yields are still low (the % of usable material they get from inputs), so costs are high. But the effects are still nothing short of marvelous.
This is the mix that has made others call one user “The most charismatic man I’ve ever met”, and variations of the same theme for others. That’s why we decided to call it Mr. Charisma. If it works for well for you, it may just help you feel like Mr. Charisma himself.
This comes packaged in a 5ml spray. 40 sprays per container, giving you approximately 20 social experiences at the recommended 2 sprays per use.
Our Feel Good Guarantee:
Not everything works the same way for everyone, since everybody’s personality and body chemistry is different. Your current pheromone signature may well enhance or reduce the effects of this formula. You personality can affect the net result.
Our offer is simple. If it works like this for you, great! Keep using it, and enjoy. If it it’s a mismatch for you, feel free to send it back within 90 days for a credit towards something else. We’ve built up a vast palette of social effects over the years. We know you’ll find something you enjoy.
Even at the high cost of the components, we're still offering this for just barely more than $3 USD per use. Still lower than the fancier drinks at Starbucks, but with quite a bit more benefit. It also lasts quite a bit longer than a coffee. *slurp, slurp* And when's the last time a coffee significantly changed how other people feel about you?